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The Gravedigger

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23 Apr 23 19:13

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What went on here . Dang, you log off for a couple of hours and miss everything 🙄 🙄

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23 Apr 23 20:02

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@the-gravedigger said
What went on here . Dang, you log off for a couple of hours and miss everything 🙄 🙄

Executioner Brand reappeared

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23 Apr 23 20:13

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@fmf said
Executioner Brand reappeared

I don't think he will be here long.

moonbus

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23 Apr 23 21:01

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"Welcome" may be overstating it.

Earl of Trumps

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24 Apr 23 00:36

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I still say,, non-member bewbies to RHP should get read-only access to the forums for a month. screw 'em

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chemist

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26 Apr 23 06:56

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Since this IS the Joke thread:

How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten.

One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.

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26 Apr 23 13:15

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There is a three-storey building with a lift.

There is a dentist on the ground floor.

There is a psychiatrist on the first floor.

There is a prostitute on the third floor.

Which button in the lift gets pressed the most often?

Suzianne

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27 Apr 23 06:03

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@fmf said
There is a three-storey building with a lift.

There is a dentist on the ground floor.

There is a psychiatrist on the first floor.

There is a prostitute on the third floor.

Which button in the lift gets pressed the most often?

"Door Close"

Every elevator in the world is the same.

FMF

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27 Apr 23 06:58

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@suzianne said
"Door Close"

Every elevator in the world is the same.

Nope. I'd say people in a lift mostly don't use "Door Close" as the doors close automatically.

I didn't get this. I had to be told the answer, so I'm not being a smart Aleck.

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27 Apr 23 09:50

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@fmf said
Nope. I'd say people in a lift mostly don't use "Door Close" as the doors close automatically.

I didn't get this. I had to be told the answer, so I'm not being a smart Aleck.

You don't live in the US, either.

Almost every elevator I've ever been in, the words are rubbed right off the Door Close button from overuse.

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27 Apr 23 10:01

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@fmf said
Nope. I'd say people in a lift mostly don't use "Door Close" as the doors close automatically.

I didn't get this. I had to be told the answer, so I'm not being a smart Aleck.

in the uk 3 story buildings are ground ,first & second i woud assume that no matter what upper floor u visited the ground floor button is most used.