Jokes

My new puppy has swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble letters. I've taken him to the vets, but no word yet.

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put us in tyres and roll us down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

When should you buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep.😲

I ordered a book on the internet, titled 'How to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbours'.
Unfortunately, I was out when it was delivered.