This morning I saw a woman who was talking to her dog in a way that obviously meant that she thought the dog actually understood her.

When I got home I told my cat ... we laughed a lot.

Apparently I'm colour blind.
All these years and I never knew. The diagnosis came right out of the purple.

Are you saying you want the Danish parliament to start running the American federal government?

Uh , two year investigation . No indictments , no issues .
And wasn't that investigation conducted by Republicans ?
I know , it was just another Democratic/Republican coverup , lol.

What's the difference between a KKK hood and a MAGA hat ?
The KKK hood is made in America .

@jimm619 said
91profitable Fortune 500 companies paid $0 in taxes in 2018 under Trump's new tax law........Yahoo News reported today.....FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES !
What should we do? Hey, let's cut the benefits to the
single moms who rely on food stamps to feed their kids
I ask you...Who really gets WELFARE in THE GOOD OL' USA?

It would be interesting to know how much these companies profit from the infrastructure financed by the working single mum through taxation, I’m sure it would make good folks throw up, no point posting the facts to the Trumpian wingnuts here though.

DEMOCRATS.........25 years in power
3 indictments
1 conviction
1 prison sentence
REPUBLICANS.......28 YEARS IN POWER
120 indictments
89 convictions
34 prison sentences
Remind me again how both parties are the same

@mott-the-hoople said
admitting that the articles sent to the senate is BS! got ya

This coming from our resident legal scholar that has not even read the documentation, witness transcripts, phone transcripts, emails - in other words, someone who knows nothing about any of this.

Do you know how dumb this makes you look?? 🙄

@suzianne said
The Swamp™ belongs solely to Donald Trump. Never have we seen this level of corruption in the White House, even under Richard Nixon.

At least Nixon realized he wasn't above the law.

What do you call a cult that's hard to get into?
- Difficult.

Did you hear about the cult which centers on the worship of testicles?
- They're sacrilegious.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?
- In a cult the main person knows it's all bullshyt. In a religion that person is dead.

I was going to make a Jones-town cult joke:
- But the punch line's too long.

Cults are like tech support.
-They tell you all of your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.

Vegan: well I don’t eat meat, fish, eggs, dairy or gluten ... so what would you recommend?

Waitress: a taxi.

@very-rusty said
Do we know yet who will pay for their security while they are in Canada?

-VR

You?

Now that Republican Congressman and Trump endorser Chris Collins has plead guilty to charges related to securities fraud conspiracy and making false statements, we're up to 14 and counting-

Collins is just the latest in a series of close allies and associates to President Trump to face the stain of a criminal record. In all, 14 Trump aides, donors and advisers have been indicted or imprisoned since the days when the first-time candidate promised that he would only hire "the best people."

The count includes senior members of Trump’s campaign staff, including former campaign chair Paul Manafort and his deputy, Rick Gates – both snared on financial misdeeds in special counsel Robert Mueller investigation. Trump’s first national security adviser – Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn – pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI – though he has recently moved to retract his plea. His personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, is under criminal investigation for his business relationship with two men arrested in an alleged campaign finance scheme.

My Lord. If these are Donald Trump's "best people" What are the average one's like??

Oops -This just in-- # 15 Republican Duncan Hunter is coming up to the plate! 😏

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-associates-who-have-been-sent-to-prison-or-faced-criminal-charges/ar-BBZ4qc9

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/06/25/duncan-hunter-campaign-funds-affairs-1382197

@mott-the-hoople said
you are tying this to Trump. How was Trump involved? do you keep copunt of all?

https://amac.us/the-squad-is-mired-in-campaign-finance-scandals/

How was Trump involved?


Reading is a challenging thing, isn't it? They have supplementary programs at the local library for folks like you.

And what a defense strategy trump’s legal team have thrown at the feet of sanity... even before day 1.
And actually during day 1 as well.

Seemingly, one of these crackers said: “There was no crime committed, and if there’s no crime there can be no impeachment.”

Besides every legal scholar and historian suggesting the man is wrong, he, himself, in the 90’s also said the complete opposite during the impeachment business with Clinton.

When CNN called him out on this, his retort was: “No. I wasn’t wrong back then. I’m just more correct now.”

Oh yes. This is lining up to be as hilarious as the last 3 years of US and UK politics.

On Seth Meyers’ show, the chap from Bowling for Columbine requested viewers to mass-call their senators to get them to allow witnesses. Especially Bolton.
And he called for Bolton to be asked one question: “What else is stored on the secret server?”

Ohhhhhhh...