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@rookie54 said
today i learned the german word for brassiere
stoppemfromfloppen
That sounds more Dutch than German to me (though I am not really a Dutch speaker)

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A Dutch speaker and a German speakerwalk into a bar
They get extremely drunk and then two Dutch speakers walk out

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If your cat could text back... it wouldn't

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If a gay man works 10 hours straight does he say 'I've just worked 10 hours gay.'

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@ponderable said
That sounds more Dutch than German to me (though I am not really a Dutch speaker)

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A Dutch speaker and a German speakerwalk into a bar
They get extremely drunk and then two Dutch speakers walk out
Replace "Dutch" with "Danish" and you might have a point... Dutch is sharper than German, not sloppier.

(I think I've already posted my favourite Dutch/Flemish/German joke on this thread, so I won't repeat it.)

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@shallow-blue said
Replace "Dutch" with "Danish" and you might have a point... Dutch is sharper than German, not sloppier.

(I think I've already posted my favourite Dutch/Flemish/German joke on this thread, so I won't repeat it.)
Any “flemish” substances I have I try to expectorate but sometimes I swallow it.🤢🤮

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@great-big-stees said
Any “flemish” substances I have I try to expectorate but sometimes I swallow it.🤢🤮
Achel, Westmalle and Westvleteren are too good to expectorate. As are Corsendonk, Grimbergen, Steenbrugge, Brugse Zot, Duvel...

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@shallow-blue said
Replace "Dutch" with "Danish" and you might have a point... Dutch is sharper than German, not sloppier.

(I think I've already posted my favourite Dutch/Flemish/German joke on this thread, so I won't repeat it.)
OK, I apologize.

My Dutch friend's favourite Dutch joke:

A German walsk though a Dutch city and is hailed by a man.
When he asks what it is about the Dutch says: "I wanted to tell you that you lost something"
"I can't say" says the German.
Dutch replies: "Two wars"

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@ponderable said
OK, I apologize.

My Dutch friend's favourite Dutch joke:

A German walsk though a Dutch city and is hailed by a man.
When he asks what it is about the Dutch says: "I wanted to tell you that you lost something"
"I can't say" says the German.
Dutch replies: "Two wars"
Oooh.... that, I think, is more an English joke than a Dutch one. For one, we weren't in the first one at all; but beside that, we're not generally that petty, and neither are you, but the Inselaffen are.

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Was that start of your joke or the punch line gooster? 🙂

-VR

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Just looking through the Joke thread, I can't help if you are in every freaking one I go
into.... 😛

You didn't answer the question was that the start of the joke or punch line??? 🙂

-VR

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Horst comes into his favourite bar and announces: "My wife loves me more than any woman loves any man"
"how do you know?"
"When I had an unexpected vacation last week, and the bell was rung she cried out: "My husband's home!" She is so proud of me."

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A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad. Bartender asks what's wrong. Mobius strip: Where do I start?

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