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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I returned my lizard to the pet store today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes.
The store clerk said "that isn't a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon."
Be grateful it wasn't Buddhist, it would keep singing 1980s songs at you.
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@shallow-blue said
Be grateful it wasn't Buddhist, it would keep singing 1980s songs at you.
Ha!
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
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I know a midget who needs a job.
He's struggling to put food on the table.
hirsute rooster
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What Asian stereo type do you hear most?
Personally I have a Yamaha surround-sound system.
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My doctor has advised me to stop drinking - it’s going to be a massive change for me.
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ha!
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
I have a friend who might be able to help. She is called Gale.
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@the-gravedigger said
I have a friend who might be able to help. She is called Gale.
We’ll blow me down! I knew that gal, too! She sure breezed in and out of my life like a zephyr.
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@moonbus said
We’ll blow me down! I knew that gal, too! She sure breezed in and out of my life like a zephyr.
We had a stormy relationship.
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@the-gravedigger said
We had a stormy relationship.
It was the shot of lightning I got in the butt right after that blew me down and damn near killed Gale.
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Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?
Because Odin grounded him.
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@the-gravedigger said
I have a friend who might be able to help. She is called Gale.
Guaranteed to blow your mind
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@badradger said
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Haha!
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@divegeester said
Haha!
I don’t get it. I must have mist something
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@pieceout said
I don’t get it. I must have mist something
Well you haven’t been on the site since June last year so…
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We’ve just found out that my uncle is addicted to Viagra, no one is taking it harder than me.
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