Paddy and Mick were in a two seater plane that started to lose power, Paddy turned to Mick and said, 'Mick, if this plane turns upside down will we fall out?' Mick replied, 'Don't be daft Paddy we've been friends for years.'
Father O'Malley takes Rabi Rabinowicz to his first ever boxing match.
The two sat and watched the boxers get ready to fight, and just as the bell sounds,
one of the boxers blesses himself.
Rabi Rabinowicz says, "Father O'Malley, what does that mean", while mimicking the boxer.
"Not a damn thing if he doesn't know how to box", said the reverend.
My grandfather used to say that, back in the day, he could go down to the shop with two pounds in his pocket and come out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, some cheese, and even some butter. Nowadays, though, he said, they have cameras everywhere.