Jokes

Back in my day we lost the 3/8" socket.

me: i’m so dang tired from the crossfit this morning
she: it’s pronounced “croissant” and you ate four of them

Why me Lord, what did I ever do?

-VR

My wife still thinks I am sexy. Every time I walk past her, she says "What an arse!"

My wife told me to pick up six cans of Sprite at the store. When I got home, I realized I'd picked seven up.

@fmf said
My wife still thinks I am sexy. Every time I walk past her, she says "What an arse!"

Boy to dad.
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad to boy.
No sun.

My doctor told me I was going deaf. That news was hard to hear.

Two farmers of hard heraing meet, the one has a hoe over the shoulder:
"You going to hoe the field?"
"No. I go hoeing my field."
2Ah I thought you were going to hoe..."

(Original) "Gehst Du kacken?" Nein ich geh hacken." Ach so, ich dachte Du gehst hacken."

@ponderable said
Two farmers of hard heraing meet, the one has a hoe over the shoulder:
"You going to hoe the field?"
"No. I go hoeing my field."
2Ah I thought you were going to hoe..."

(Original) "Gehst Du kacken?" Nein ich geh hacken." Ach so, ich dachte Du gehst hacken."

@gambrel said
Back in my day we lost the 3/8" socket.

@shallow-blue said
Frage: wie nennt man, auf English, jemanden der drei Sprachen spricht?

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Just coughed up a pawn, a knight, and a bishop.

Think I have a chess infection.

@ponderable said
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My four year old granddaughter does not know how to say please in Spanish. I thought that was a bit por favor.