Jokes

@torunn said
The price may be lower at some other opticians, who knows, but Gothenburg is a city and if we are pleased with a purchase, we seldom look elsewhere - at least what I believe to be true. It's not like "if you find a better price somewhere else, we will give you back the difference." 🙂

@great-big-stees said
Price matching is pretty normal here. I just thought. Maybe this discussion would be better done in PM or a match.🤔😲

@great-big-stees said
Price matching is pretty normal here. I just thought. Maybe this discussion would be better done in PM or a match.🤔😲

@torunn said
I'll send one over.

@booger said
Grocery stores yes but I haven't seen that with other stores. I've never asked though...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"How you doing today?" the bartender asks.
"Actually, earlier today I was feeling really down. Depressed even," the guy says. "But then I parked in a handicapped stall at the grocery store and then I had a bunch of complete strangers rally around me and tell me there was nothing wrong with me."

@ponderable said
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"How you doing today?" the bartender asks.
"Actually, earlier today I was feeling really down. Depressed even," the guy says. "But then I parked in a handicapped stall at the grocery store and then I had a bunch of complete strangers rally around me and tell me there was nothing wrong with me."

@Kevin-Eleven
You migt like this one then:

They say you can’t find happiness at the bottom of a glass of beer.
No kidding, who’s happy when their beer is finished?

The man who wrote the lyrics to the Hokey Cokey recently died. Unfortunately, there was a problem at the funeral. You see, when they tried to put him into the coffin, they put his left leg in... and it all took off from there.

I am giving up drinking for a month.

Sorry that came out wrong.

I am giving up. Drinking for a month.

My wife asked me what the ninth letter in the alphabet was. I took a guess and I was right.

@fmf said
My wife asked me what the ninth letter in the alphabet was. I took a guess and I was right.

My wife has been putting glue all over my firearms collection. She's denying it but I'm sticking to my guns.

I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it does keep the sheets off my legs at nighttime.

@fmf said
My wife has been putting glue all over my firearms collection. She's denying it but I'm sticking to my guns.