rookie54

Rating 1374

Accepting all challenges
Daily ChessLast move 15 hours and 49 minutes ago

About rookie54

this is not my space,
i am only a guest

i just watched two fools in debate
i could have but didn't get irate
the discourse was dumb
intellectual chewing gum
that they each thought they won was quaint

08/2022
it’s raining in death valley
kim and pete are done
ice cream tacos no longer exist
so i went and bought a gun
strippers need to unionize
trees get aluminum dresses
cancer’s been granted citizenship
and alex jones confesses
drones kill more humans
than kangaroos or white sharks
pelosi’s pokin the chinese bear
i’m buying oxy in the park
there's imported debris on mars
and chorizo in outer space
global warming is still killing coral
and ole boris bowed out with grace

while it's true that love has no boundaries, no limits, and no rules,
yer court-appointed restraining order has all three

i live by a simple code
"we'll see what happens"

i live in texas
and, i spell badly, purposely
but most folks spell it b-a-d-l-y

i am a lot older than everyone
except fer her
and that guy over there
and you...

i have this habit
and if i shave, no one can tell that i'm not a nun

a thought is like a leaf falling from a tree in autumn-
as it downward drifts, it is individual, unique, special-
and then it joins its fellow thoughts on the forest floor, lost forever in the chaos-
soon to compost, intermingled inseparably from its neighbors-
as THIS thought will be

if you let it show,
for any length of time
you'll get no mercy,
and yer skull will be mine

good health iz merely the slowest possible rate to die

randy rookie's regulatory rationale
we iz all dogs
some will bark,
others may bite
most just scratch,
while the rest fight
BUT,
we all like to do it doggie style

let the party commence...

Rating Trend (last 50 games)

Rated Won / Drawn / Lost

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5429 games

As White

2620 games

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2809 games

Daily ChessStats

Games Played5582
Rated5429
Won2649
Lost2653
Drawn280
In Progress22
All Moves200139
Moves This Month0
Rating1374
Tourn. Entry Rating1374
Vacation rem' 202436 days

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5429 games

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Lost

2606 games

Drawn

276 games

Rated Timeouts

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Lost

42 games

Historical

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Highest Rating137413741443
Average Rating132012591300
Lowest Rating122311041104
Opponent Average Rating141713581361
Games Rated472451612
  • Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.
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  • Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2. The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.
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