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    Young man to his father.
    Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
    Yes we arson.
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    @shallow-blue said
    Meh... only 10% funnier than whodey. Must try harder.
    10%?
    Wow! Thanks man.
    Everyone knows how funny whodey can be. So that's quite the compliment. πŸ™‚

    Here's a shallow one that I just made up in your honor:

    How did the ancient Egyptians pause between sentences?
    - 2 ton commas.
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    I'll never forget the first time I had sex. There I was. All alone... Rodney Dangerfield
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    @earl-of-trumps said
    I'll never forget the first time I had sex. There I was. All alone... Rodney Dangerfield
    I just hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and my face gets smashed against a mirror.
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    The Swedish and Norwegian governments insist that all their military ships are properly barcoded - It's for when the ships dock - they can scan the navy in.
  7. R
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    I dream of a world where a chicken can cross a road without having it's motives questioned.
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    @badradger
    They cross the road to get from the right to the left.....
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    So there his this really good looking girl I tried to get on a date. All I really needed was to find some things in common to try and motivate her to go out with me. Then she springs it on me. She says she is a socialist. I began to panic thinking I have nothing in common with this girl, but then had a stroke of brilliance. I told her I did not understand economics either.
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    @whodey said
    So there his this really good looking girl I tried to get on a date. All I really needed was to find some things in common to try and motivate her to go out with me. Then she springs it on me. She says she is a socialist. I began to panic thinking I have nothing in common with this girl, but then had a stroke of brilliance. I told her I did not understand economics either.
    Girl: Ok, that's it! Drop me at the next corner!

    whodey: Going back to work so soon?
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    @Suzianne
    Good oneπŸ˜‰
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    @Suzianne

    Not bad! πŸ˜‰

    I was going to say you were just going back to work, but resisted the temptation! πŸ˜‰

    -VR
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    @suzianne said
    Girl: Ok, that's it! Drop me at the next corner!

    whodey: Going back to work so soon?
    Well I was going to keep our little encounter under wraps. but if you insist.......
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    @suzianne said
    Girl: Ok, that's it! Drop me at the next corner!

    whodey: Going back to work so soon?
    As if any corner girl would accept a tenner from whodey!
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