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Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 597765 @shallow-blue said
As if any corner girl would accept a tenner from whodey!To think I assumed the girl worked at the corner store! 🙂
-VR
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20431 The man who invented auto-correct has died.
His funfair is on sundial at moon.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18438 Times were tough. Homer suggested to his wife that she go out on the corner and hook to keep them going. Connie agreed.
When Connie came back she put a load of nickels on the table. Homer said, "which one gave you a nickel"
Connie said, "all of them" :-)
Joined 06 Nov '15 Moves 41301 Has anyone heard of the new restaurant called "Karma"?
- There's no menu. You get what you deserve.
Where are average things manufactured?
- At the satisfactory.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
- A nervous wreck.
What does a nosy pepper do?
- Gets jalapeño business!
San Antonio, Texas
Joined 08 Mar '04 Moves 618638 When life gives you lemons , squirt someone in the eye .
slatington, pa, usa
Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 53223 @caissad4
Just close your own eyes when you do to avoid backsplash.....
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654966 Read this one somwhere and found it funny:
The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.
slatington, pa, usa
Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 53223 @Ponderable
Good one! So true.
Joined 06 Nov '15 Moves 41301 Did anyone hear about Trump's recent visit to the Doctor?
- He apparently tried to obtain a note exempting him from impeachment.
An Iranian official recently solicited his countrymen for 80 million dollars as a bounty for Trump's head.
- George Lopez pledged that it could be done for half.
Why do Trump's bodyguards always walk around in threes?
- One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1114446 Trump is like really smart. He has the best words. Knows the best people. Loves the US Constitution. It has that Article 2. No one ever talks about it.
Love how he has dignified the office. Unified the Country. Advocated against bullying. Raised the level of civility. Tamped down racism and xenophobia.
(BTW, this is a joke , just in case loyal cultists might think this was placed in the wrong thread)
San Antonio, Texas
Joined 08 Mar '04 Moves 618638 " Mike Bloomberg should buy Fox News and staff it with Mexicans "
I saw this today as a comment on YouTube .
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 96850 Life is too short to mope about anything.
Laugh more at yourself.
If you can't, call me, I will do it for you.
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20431 My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with walkie-talkies. She said "I'm leaving. It's over".
I said "It's what? Over".
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116713 @ponderable said
Read this one somwhere and found it funny:
The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.Ha!
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 597765 @orangutan said
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with walkie-talkies. She said "I'm leaving. It's over".
I said "It's what? Over".LOL....Not bad at all! 😉
-VR
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