A backwoods woman goes into the town to get some tampax.
The pharmacist says, what size? The woman says, "X'cuse me?"
Pharmacist: What's your flow, your flow...
Woman: It's linoleum, linoleum
John F. Kennedy is the first Catholic to be elected President. Homer and Jebus in Podunk Alabama discuss it while fishing.
Homer: I hear we got ourselves a Catholic Prez-ee-dent now.
Jebus: I reckon so. And I hear he a puttin' in some toilets into the white house
Homer: Oh...? What's a "toilet", Jebus?
Jebus: [Sigh...] Got me. I'm not a Catholic
So my buddy and I are vacationing in Cairo. He sees a woman smoking that big water pipe.
He says what is that? I said Hookah. He says I don't care about the girl what is that thing she is smoking?