@whodey saidIf I were dyslexic sir I might be offended at you telling me I had big toes.
Bigot!
@very-rusty saidYou try hiring an engineer fresh out of MIT for less than that.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 ...[text shortened]... raight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
-VR
@ponderable saidThe same joke was told in the Netherlands about a DAF.
An old one from just after the German reunification. Trabant is a car which was widely used in the GDR, but fell fast from grace after western cars were available.
Comes a man in the Garage and say: "A rear mirror for my Trabant."
says the serviceperson: "Seems like a fair deal."
@whodey said13:45 - The sun came out and melted the snow 'beings'; now you're indicted for allowing evidence in a criminal case to be destroyed.
The Snow(man)
8:00 am - I made a snowman with my kids
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have bee ...[text shortened]... gistered as a sex offender and have to wear a tracking device everywhere I go and I lost my NBA team