04 Nov 19
@very-rusty saidI really don't think it is safe to sleep while flipping burgers.
No goad you are not going to find out what I did, but I made money while I slept, beat that one!!!! 😉
I think you are just jealous because you think your smarter than me and I was able to retire early......You be working with the mental patients until you neeed help yourself if you're indeed not already getting it! 😉
-VR
@ghost-of-a-duke saidThen quit flipping them goad!!! 😛 😉
I really don't think it is safe to sleep while flipping burgers.
Perhaps you are the mental health patient receiving help?
-VR
04 Nov 19
@very-rusty saidgood one rusty
No goad you are not going to find out what I did, but I made money while I slept, beat that one!!!! 😉
I think you are just jealous because you think your smarter than me and I was able to retire early......You be working with the mental patients until you neeed help yourself if you're indeed not already getting it! 😉
-VR
but how did you make money while sleeping?
pimping?
@ghost-of-a-duke saidNice story but I bet it was about you and your chubby belly goad! 😛 😉
Rusty was told by his doctor “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
"What" Rusty replied, "like bacon and burgers?”
The doctor clarified. “No Fatty, don’t eat anything."
Doctor after you to lose some weight I see!
-VR
04 Nov 19
@lemondrop saidLOL@ gerty, that would have been a good job for you!!!
good one rusty
but how did you make money while sleeping?
pimping?
-VR
04 Nov 19
@very-rusty saidrusty who is hard of hearing
LOL@ gerty, that would have been a good job for you!!!
-VR
went to see his doctor
brought along a friend
the doctor says to rusty
"I need a urine and semen specimen along with a stool sample"
rusty turns to his friend and says, "what did the doctor say?"
the friend answers
"he wants to check your shorts"
@lemondrop saidLOL...Best VR joke so far!!! 😉
rusty who is hard of hearing
went to see his doctor
brought along a friend
the doctor says to rusty
"I need a urine and semen specimen along with a stool sample"
rusty turns to his friend and says, "what did the doctor say?"
the friend answers
"he wants to check your shorts"
I bet you got the idea after looking at your own underwear!!!! 😛
-VR
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04 Nov 19
@wolfe63 saidJust for the sake of clarification, which way was he facing when he began drilling the hole?
There was a lonely man from Nova Scotia who went ice fishing. After he'd erected his tent and began drilling a hole
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04 Nov 19
@very-rusty saidUnfortunately I'm a multiphasic sleeper, so professional narcolepsy was never my gig. 😉
No goad you are not going to find out what I did, but I made money while I slept, beat that one!!!! 😉
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04 Nov 19
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@very-rusty saidPerhaps you were thinking of Clapton?
I think the only lalent there was Lennon.
-VR
O Great Big Stees, please save us (or at least this thread) by posting one of your excellent jokes.
@caesar-salad saidYes agreed, you certainly aren't on today either, is there a full moon tonight? 😛 😉
Perhaps you were thinking of Clapton?
O Great Big Stees, please save us (or at least this thread) by posting one of your excellent jokes.
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04 Nov 19
@very-rusty saidNo, not until the 12th. But Mercury is retrograde for about three weeks, so that's something.
Yes agreed, you certainly aren't on today either, is there a full moon tonight? 😛 😉
-VR
04 Nov 19
@caesar-salad saidWell everone seems to be a little off to day from their usual selves! Maybe it some cycle the moon and earth are going through we haven't even learned about yet.
No, not until the 12th. But Mercury is retrograde for about three weeks, so that's something.
-VR