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@fmf said
I don't know why that would be: I mean, OMD did play a nine-show tour in the US in 1984 after they released "Junk Culture".
I was 8 years old, at the end of 1984.

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@suzianne said
I was 8 years old, at the end of 1984.
Yes, but it's not as if OMD's tour was just a couple of showcase gigs: they played nine shows. Their album made the Top 100.

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@fmf said
Yes, but it's not as if OMD's tour was just a couple of showcase gigs: they played nine shows. Their album made the Top 100.
new album out now Bauhaus Staircase, Liverpool Sparks.

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I took a job as the head of Old McDonald's farm.

I'm the CIEIO.

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Why is Santa so jolly?





Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Ho ho ho.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A "Holly" Davidson.

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@ponderable said
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A "Holly" Davidson.
Oh deer.

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She: why do men always bring condoms, but never use them?
He: why do women always wear a purse, but never pay for anything?

😲

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My mother in law asked me why the dog was staring at her.

I told her "Because your eating of his plate".

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

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What did the one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree...
"You need to lighten up!"

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I just spent all day and all night reading a book about the Romanian capital.

I really need to give that Bucharest

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