Jokes

Why went the corn to a concert?

It wanted to listen to Pop.

How do you cicumcise a whale?


send down 4 skin divers.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.

That should make the cremation a little more interesting.

Wife: Are you going to the store?
Husband: Yep.
Wife: Can you get some of those pills... you know, to get it up?
Husband: Ok.
Comes back from the store.
Wife: Did you get those pills?
Husband: Yep, here they are.
Wife: But they're diet pills!
Husband: Exactly.

I read this morning somewhere that cinnamon helps you lose weight.
I was so impressed that I went out and bought 7 cinnamon milktarts...

sometimes I use big words I dont understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.

Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.

It was open Mike night.

We don't approve of political jokes - we have seen to many elected.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

I was in bed for thirty minutes when I realized that I only came upstairs to get my phone.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.

It was open Mike night.

The TV broke last night and the weather took out the internet
so the wife and me had a long chat,
I was surprised to find out she no longer worked at woolworths

Whoever said, “Out of sight, out of mind," never had a spider disappear in the bedroom.

A Vicar ,a Rabbit & a Priest walk into a bar

the barman asks the Rabbit what he is having

the Rabbit replied"I dunno Im only here because of the autocorrect".

@david-burton said
A Vicar ,a Rabbit & a Priest walk into a bar

the barman asks the Rabbit what he is having

the Rabbit replied"I dunno Im only here because of the autocorrect".