Jokes

@jj-adams said
? I don't get it

My grandfather always said "when one door closes, another one opens"

Great man really, but a terrible cabinet maker.

I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer.

She's going for the ribs.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer.

She's going for the ribs.

@david-burton said
Did she make you go weak at the knees.?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That's below the belt. 😲

I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft.

It’s their Word against mine.

Do Kestrels Fly at night? All Kestrels Manoeuvre in the Dark

@david-burton said
Do Kestrels Fly at night? All Kestrels Manoeuvre in the Dark

I didn't think vodka could help my problems.

But it was worth a shot.

@the-gravedigger said
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD) are an English electronic band formed in Wirral, Merseyside, in 1978. The group consists of founding duo an

~VR

@suzianne said
No wonder I didn't get it.

@the-gravedigger said
The band was pretty big over here in the late 70's.

@suzianne said
No wonder I didn't get it.

Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 equal the same thing? 10+10 equals 20, and 11+11 equals 20 too.