@david-burton saidHa!
not knowing anything about greek philosophy,
is my achillies horse
I'm stealing that one.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
A worldwide survey was conducted by the U.N.
Only one question was asked.
"Would you please give your honest opinion about the shortage of food in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the U.S., they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
This is a friendly reminder about drinking and driving during the New Year season.
One of my friends went out last night and after drinking, he made the sensible decision to leave his car at the pub not to drive it home, and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself this morning!
He had never driven a bus before! 🙂