One time at a rent party my band was putting on, in the middle of my guitar solo I noticed a dude that was the spittin image of Jimmy Page. After we finished our set he walked up to me and we started talking.
Me: Has anyone ever told you, you look like Jimmy Page?
Jimmy: Yeah mate, I get that all the time, good thing I'm Jimmy Page.
I looked at him like, yeah rrrright.
With a smile he showed me his passport, sure enough! It was HIM!!
Jimmy: Can I see your guitar for a minute?
Me: (thrilled he wanted to see my guitar. It was a vintage Les Paul copy by Lotus) Sure thing here Jimmy!
Page takes the guitar, plays a few notes, some chords, some licks and riffs. Then he hands it back to me.
Jimmy: Nope, it's not the guitar.
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@gambrel saidThat went down like a led balloon.
One time at a rent party my band was putting on, in the middle of my guitar solo I noticed a dude that was the spittin image of Jimmy Page. After we finished our set he walked up to me and we started talking.
Me: Has anyone ever told you, you look like Jimmy Page?
Jimmy: Yeah mate, I get that all the time, good thing I'm Jimmy Page.
I looked at him like, yeah rrrright.
Wi ...[text shortened]... , some chords, some licks and riffs. Then he hands it back to me.
Jimmy: Nope, it's not the guitar.
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@the-gravedigger saidI think I will write a book on lamps, it should be a bright idea.
That went down like a led balloon.
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@ponderable saidJust a little light reading, eh?
I think I will write a book on lamps, it should be a bright idea.
@orangutan saidThat'll go over like an L.E.D. zeppelin.
Once he gets onto tungsten bulbs ... he'll be in his element.
