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@very-rusty said
Not Newfoundland Cod, so it wouldn't count. I don't think you'd make it through the process. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

You are far too English, not your fault you were born there! πŸ™‚

-VR
In Cooper's Hill, Gloucester, we chase cheese down a steep hill. - I don't think you would make it through the process.


@very-rusty said
As if you had a clue how to play hockey! πŸ˜›

I would have loved to get you on the ice back when I played hockey!

-VR
1926?


@very-rusty said

Can you even skate??? πŸ™‚

-VR
Can you even chase cheese?

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
1926?
Actually in the 60's through to 90's, as if you were interested! πŸ˜›

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Can you even chase cheese?
I'll leave the cheese chasing to you my friend. πŸ˜›

-VR


What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla


@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Anglo-Irish prefer to eat their cod.
You need to see the women over there to see why they kiss their fish.


@the-gravedigger said
You need to see the women over there to see why they kiss their fish.
Most of the women over in Newfoundland would kick your butt t-g. πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Real hockey is played on grass, not ice. 😲
Real hockey players eat their dead.


@very-rusty said
Most of the women over in Newfoundland would kick your butt t-g. πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

-VR
That's what I meant πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›


The only time a fisherman is telling the truth is when he is accusing another fisherman of lying.


If I’m reading their lips correctly, my neighbours are arguing about some creepy guy next door.


How does a mathematician fells a tree?

He squers it, so that the root is deleted...


@ghost-of-a-duke said
If I’m reading their lips correctly, my neighbours are arguing about some creepy guy next door.
Ghost you do know who the creepy guy next door to them is right? πŸ™‚

Good one Pondy!!!

-VR


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