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@ponderable said
This one (and I know you claim subtle differences nobody finds funny than you) was posted several times...
If just one other person finds it funny, it's a success. Your attempt to micromanage me is not going to have any effect on me. 🙂



eating candy with both hands like i'm ambidextrose


@ghost-of-a-duke said
I heard a bloke today playing Dancing Queen on his didgeridoo.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'
so bad its good

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I heard a bloke today playing Dancing Queen on his didgeridoo.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'
I went up to a dishevelled chap in the street playing Breakfast in America.
I said 'that's Supertramp.'
He replied 'thanks very much.'

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@the-gravedigger said
I went up to a dishevelled chap in the street playing Breakfast in America.
I said 'that's Supertramp.'
He replied 'thanks very much.'
Another repeat?

That's okay, at least this one's funny.


@suzianne said
Another repeat?

That's okay, at least this one's funny.
I did have a feeling I had posted it before but it tied in with Ghosts joke.

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@the-gravedigger said
I did have a feeling I had posted it before but it tied in with Ghosts joke.
Heh, it does, at that.


Did you know Mortal Kombat was originally a Scandinavian church song?
It was a Finnish Hymn


I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's an oughtobiography.


@gambrel said
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's an oughtobiography.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.


@ponderable said
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A photon walked into a hotel.
The porter said 'do you have any luggage sir ?'
The photon replied 'no, I'm travelling light.'


Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!


Veterinarian: Mr Schrodinger about your cat,
I have good news and bad news.


@Gambrel
Funny, that reminds me of the time I ran in a race all the way to the Finnish line.

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