Jokes

@ponderable said
This one (and I know you claim subtle differences nobody finds funny than you) was posted several times...

@ponderable said
@FMF
This one (and I know you claim subtle differences nobody finds funny than you) was posted several times...

RIP, boiled water.
You will be mist.

eating candy with both hands like i'm ambidextrose

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I heard a bloke today playing Dancing Queen on his didgeridoo.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I heard a bloke today playing Dancing Queen on his didgeridoo.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'

@the-gravedigger said
I went up to a dishevelled chap in the street playing Breakfast in America.
I said 'that's Supertramp.'
He replied 'thanks very much.'

@suzianne said
Another repeat?

That's okay, at least this one's funny.

@the-gravedigger said
I did have a feeling I had posted it before but it tied in with Ghosts joke.

Did you know Mortal Kombat was originally a Scandinavian church song?
It was a Finnish Hymn

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's an oughtobiography.

@gambrel said
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's an oughtobiography.

@ponderable said
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

Veterinarian: Mr Schrodinger about your cat,
I have good news and bad news.

@Gambrel
Funny, that reminds me of the time I ran in a race all the way to the Finnish line.