27 Apr 22
@shallow-blue saidHow much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
If you panic every time you see a jolly fat man in a red suit going 'Ho Ho Ho', you may be santaclaustrophobic.
It was on the house!
27 Apr 22
A hotel guest in Denpasar comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to. "The minibar is empty. I'd like it stocked," he says. "Very good, sir." The guest continued: "I need help adjusting the air conditioning". The receptionist was very polite: "Of course. We'll send our handyman up." The guest had two more things on his mind: "Could you arrange it so that no calls are put through to the phone in the room?" "Right you are." And last of all, the guest said intoned: "And I'd like the porn channel blocked." The receptionist stared at him and eventually said: "Are you sure that's what you meant to say to me?" I slapped my forehead: "God, I got it wrong, didn't I?"
27 Apr 22
@fmf saidI am applauding your patience in telling the joke to this very unexpected punchline...
A hotel guest in Denpasar comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to. "The minibar is empty. I'd like it stocked," he says. "Very good, sir." The guest continued: "I need help adjusting the air conditioning". The receptionist was very polite: "Of course. We'll send our handyman up." The guest had two more things on his mind: "Could you ...[text shortened]... ou sure that's what you meant to say to me?" I slapped my forehead: "God, I got it wrong, didn't I?"
Joke:
I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
28 Apr 22
@very-rusty saidThat's true, morning is the best time of the day even when we are retired.
What do you call a person who wakes up happy on Monday Morning?
Wait for it
RETIRED!!! 🙂
-VR
