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The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 My dog has been trained to herd watermelons. (Though is not happy about it.)
He's a little melon collie.
wildly content...
Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200919 *first day as proctologist assistant
*substitutes taser cable for colonoscopy camera
*hits the ground running
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 96858 Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis...
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18443 Q: What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20431 So annoying having to wear my glasses with a mask every day due to the pandemic.
I think I'm entitled to some condensation.
Joined 06 May '15 Moves 27441 They silenced Bernie Blackbird for his dissident views.
He was a rebel without a caw.
Joined 16 Aug '15 Moves 1245 A Texas Ranger recruit was taking a test when he was asked, "What would you do if you were ordered to arrest your own mother?"
He wrote, "Call for back up"
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Spartacus said nothing when the lion ate his wife.
He was gladiator.
Gothenburg
Joined 11 Mar '16 Moves 26878 @ghost-of-a-duke said
Spartacus said nothing when the lion ate his wife.
He was gladiator.🙂
Account suspended
Joined 28 Nov '16 Moves 8420 i just made one up.
a man a women and a frog went out for tea. the man & women ordered the daily roast and the frog ordered 24 rabbit stew.
Joined 16 Aug '15 Moves 1245 What does a frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 I don't know the meaning of 'apocalypse.'
But hey, it's not the end of the world.
Joined 16 Aug '15 Moves 1245 A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender
"Is this stool taken?"
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18443 Teacher: Now class, define 'indecent'. Little Johnny...?
Johnny: If it's long, hard enough, and in deep enough, it's indecent!
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Recently discovered quiet tennis.
(Similar to regular tennis, but without the racket)
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