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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 always give 100% in everything that you do
unless yer donating blood
Near my hay.
Joined 27 Apr '06 Moves 63996 How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
You're better off in the dark
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28603 I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
Should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 596034 @ghost-of-a-duke said
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
Should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.Groans................
-VR
The Plot
Joined 07 Aug '12 Moves 51487 What’s the difference between a stoat and a weasel ?
A weasel’s weasily recognised and a stoat’s stotally different.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653703 @drewnogal
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender exclaims, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before! What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
slatington, pa, usa
Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 53223 @Ponderable
Three important inventions in ancient times:
200,000 years ago, the invention of language.
199,999.999 years ago, the invention of the honeydo list
199,999.998 years ago, the invention of the doghouse.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653703 @sonhouse
What’s the difference between a relationship and a video game?
They both start off fun and easy, then get a litter harder. If you make it to the end without breaking, everyone is shocked.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 i ordered ice cream from amazon
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 173583 @rookie54 said
i ordered ice cream from amazonWas it “Forest Green”?🤔
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653703 @great-big-stees said
Was it “Forest Green”?🤔What’s brown and sits in the Forrest?
Winnie’s pooh
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36571 @rookie54 said
always give 100% in everything that you do
unless yer donating bloodGood advice.
wildly content...
Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 i stubbed my pinkie on the coffee table leg
the tears they were for real
then as usual she outclassed my ass
and claimed to have a lego embedded in her heel
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28603 My friend Tony implored me not to say his name backward.
I said, "Y not?"
slatington, pa, usa
Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 53223
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