1. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
    Joined
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    Moves
    175139
    21 Sep '21 15:42
    always give 100% in everything that you do

    unless yer donating blood
  2. SubscriberC J Horse
    A stable personality
    Near my hay.
    Joined
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    Moves
    57009
    29 Sep '21 17:03
    How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?


    You're better off in the dark
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    Never Vapid
    London
    Joined
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    Moves
    24621
    02 Oct '21 14:03
    I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.

    Should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
    04 Oct '06
    Moves
    513126
    02 Oct '21 14:36
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.

    Should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.
    Groans................

    -VR
  5. Subscriberdrewnogal
    Give a dog
    A bad name
    Joined
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    Moves
    44231
    11 Oct '21 19:101 edit
    What’s the difference between a stoat and a weasel ?
    A weasel’s weasily recognised and a stoat’s stotally different.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
    Linkenheim
    Joined
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    Moves
    591447
    19 Oct '21 12:55
    @drewnogal

    A weasel walks into a bar.
    The bartender exclaims, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before! What can I get you?”

    “Pop,” goes the weasel.
  7. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    slatington, pa, usa
    Joined
    28 Dec '04
    Moves
    53125
    21 Oct '21 19:25
    @Ponderable
    Three important inventions in ancient times:

    200,000 years ago, the invention of language.

    199,999.999 years ago, the invention of the honeydo list

    199,999.998 years ago, the invention of the doghouse.
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