1. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    21 Sep '21 15:42
    always give 100% in everything that you do

    unless yer donating blood
  2. SubscriberC J Horse
    A stable personality
    Near my hay.
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    29 Sep '21 17:03
    How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?


    You're better off in the dark
  3. The Ghost Chamber
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    02 Oct '21 14:03
    I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.

    Should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    02 Oct '21 14:36
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.

    Should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.
    Groans................

    -VR
  5. SubscriberDrewnogal
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    11 Oct '21 19:101 edit
    What’s the difference between a stoat and a weasel ?
    A weasel’s weasily recognised and a stoat’s stotally different.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    @drewnogal

    A weasel walks into a bar.
    The bartender exclaims, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before! What can I get you?”

    “Pop,” goes the weasel.
  7. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
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    21 Oct '21 19:25
    @Ponderable
    Three important inventions in ancient times:

    200,000 years ago, the invention of language.

    199,999.999 years ago, the invention of the honeydo list

    199,999.998 years ago, the invention of the doghouse.
  8. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
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    06 Nov '21 08:43
    @sonhouse
    What’s the difference between a relationship and a video game?


    They both start off fun and easy, then get a litter harder. If you make it to the end without breaking, everyone is shocked.
  9. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    07 Nov '21 21:19
    i ordered ice cream from amazon
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    08 Nov '21 12:31
    @rookie54 said
    i ordered ice cream from amazon
    Was it “Forest Green”?🤔
  11. SubscriberPonderable
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    11 Nov '21 08:13
    @great-big-stees said
    Was it “Forest Green”?🤔
    What’s brown and sits in the Forrest?
    Winnie’s pooh
  12. SubscriberSuzianne
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    11 Nov '21 10:00
    @rookie54 said
    always give 100% in everything that you do

    unless yer donating blood
    Good advice.
  13. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    11 Nov '21 18:56
    i stubbed my pinkie on the coffee table leg
    the tears they were for real
    then as usual she outclassed my ass
    and claimed to have a lego embedded in her heel
  14. The Ghost Chamber
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    13 Nov '21 16:43
    My friend Tony implored me not to say his name backward.

    I said, "Y not?"
  15. Subscribersonhouse
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    13 Nov '21 17:06
    @Ghost-of-a-Duke
    Snicker🙂
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