1. Standard memberGambrel
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    Outside a store one day I saw a very little person struggling to get their new large screen TV into their car.
    I asked them if I could help them with the new wide screen.
    He said, " Up yours jerk, it's a tablet."
  2. Arch Stantons Grave
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    @gambrel said
    Outside a store one day I saw a very little person struggling to get their new large screen TV into their car.
    I asked them if I could help them with the new wide screen.
    He said, " Up yours jerk, it's a tablet."
    I don't know how you could stoop so low.
  3. SubscriberKevin Eleven
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    I just read a book on Buddhism.
    It was phenomenal.
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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  5. Subscriberrookie54
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    dang
    that was funny too
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    @kevin-eleven said
    I just read a book on Buddhism.
    It was phenomenal.
    Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
    A: He enters Nerdvana.
  7. Standard memberbadradger
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    @ponderable said
    Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
    A: He enters Nerdvana.
    really funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
  8. SubscriberPonderable
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    and one I remembered when reading a thread in Debates:

    How do you kill a Homoeopath?

    Give him a glas of ultrapure water...
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    @ponderable said
    and one I remembered when reading a thread in Debates:

    How do you kill a Homoeopath?

    Give him a glas of ultrapure water...
    Did you hear about the homeopath who died of an overdose ?
    He forgot to take his medicine.
  10. Standard memberGambrel
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    I was on our porch with my wife and granddaughter watching a very impressive thunderstorm.
    I told my granddaughter, "Just think, over 100 years ago a scientist wanted to use that kind of energy, but the world scoffed at this genius."
    "Frankenstein," my wife chimed in.
  11. Subscribersonhouse
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    @Gambrel
    Two priests talking on the phone: John, we can't keep this up on the phone, we need to talk Parson to Parson....
  12. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    The waiter boasted they served breakfast at any time. I asked for a bacon sandwich, during the Industrial Revolution.
  13. Subscribersonhouse
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    @Ghost-of-a-Duke
    Sounds like a Steve Wright joke!
    One I remember:
    I took my helicopter downtown yesterday. Tied it to a parking meter and kept it running....
  14. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    I was told that hugging someone from behind was sweet and lovely, but the guy at the ATM didn't seem to think so.
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