Outside a store one day I saw a very little person struggling to get their new large screen TV into their car.
I asked them if I could help them with the new wide screen.
He said, " Up yours jerk, it's a tablet."
@gambrelsaid Outside a store one day I saw a very little person struggling to get their new large screen TV into their car.
I asked them if I could help them with the new wide screen.
He said, " Up yours jerk, it's a tablet."
I was on our porch with my wife and granddaughter watching a very impressive thunderstorm.
I told my granddaughter, "Just think, over 100 years ago a scientist wanted to use that kind of energy, but the world scoffed at this genius."
"Frankenstein," my wife chimed in.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke Sounds like a Steve Wright joke!
One I remember:
I took my helicopter downtown yesterday. Tied it to a parking meter and kept it running....