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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200909 yer opinion - 3.14 = an onion
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28702 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200909 i'm in the truck
she's washing the windshield
i point out imaginary spots for her to wash
i lock the doors
Joined 16 Aug '15 Moves 1245 Why don't cows have feet?
They lactose
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20431 Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
Other times, I just let him sleep in.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654948 An old one came to mind...
asks the Doctor: how is your bowel movement?
regular each morning at 8.
Wonderful.
That depends I only rise at about 10....
R
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Joined 09 Sep '18 Moves 20590 a man walks into a pub and sees a gorrila serving beer.....the gorrilla says "whats up mate never seen a gorrila pulling pints" "its not that" says the man " I just never thought the owl would sell up"
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654948 E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28702 I'll never forget my grandad's last words:
"You still holding that ladder?"
Joined 06 May '15 Moves 27439 @ponderable said
An old one came to mind...
asks the Doctor: how is your bowel movement?
regular each morning at 8.
Wonderful.
That depends I only rise at about 10....Pondy, that joke was execrable. π
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200909 i decided to make a few new friends
but the requirements for dna manipulation are rather difficult
Behind the scenes
Joined 27 Jun '16 Moves 3077 @phil3000 said
What do you call a Spaniard that has had his car stolen ?...Carlos
Spanish archer .....El bowThere were 2 dead bodies on the road, a big rat and a small lawyer. How do you tell which is which?
There were skid marks in front of the rat, where the driver tried to stop! π
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46639 @ghost-of-a-duke said
I'll never forget my grandad's last words:
"You still holding that ladder?"My grandad died in his sleep.
Unlike his passengers who died screaming in terror.
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8192 A new restaurant open up named "Karma."
There's no menu.
You get what you deserve.
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46639 @moonbus said
A new restaurant open up named "Karma."
There's no menu.
You get what you deserve.I'll have the chicken karma
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