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i learned to eke out a living
i never learned to eke in anything
Linkenheim
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
The Ghost Chamber
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There's mayonnaise in one of my slippers.
“What the Hellmann?”
Gothenburg
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What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once.
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Okay, that's the last time I donate blood. Way too many questions.
"Who's blood is this? How did you get it? Why is it in a bucket?"
slatington, pa, usa
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@Ponderable
How do you fix a broken monkey?
With Gorilla Glue....
Lethabong
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Learning English is difficult, but it can be taught through tough thorough thought though.
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@pawnpaw said
Learning English is difficult, but it can be taught through tough thorough thought though.
😄
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I admit, when I challenged Death to a pillow fight, I wasn't prepared for the Reaper cushions.
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In honour of the season:
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
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Is there a move used by pigs who take up karate called a pork chop?
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"I wish to be happy," I foolishly told the genie.
Now I'm living with six dwarves and working down a mine.
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She replied "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace"
So I bought her nothing.
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Okay, so a shark could definitely outswim me, but I'm pretty sure I could outrun a shark.
So, in a triathlon, it would probably come down to who was the better cyclist.
Linkenheim
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“I’ve really had it with my dog: he’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.”
“So what are you going to do – leave him at the dog’s home? Give him away? Sell him?”
“No, nothing that drastic. I think I’ll just confiscate his bike.”
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