An old man is walking by the edge of a pond; all around, frogs are croaking. Suddenly one frog jumps up to the man's eye level and speaks to him.
Frog:Kind sir, [falls down, then jumps up again]
Frog:I am an enchanted princess, [falls down, then jumps up again]
Frog:I was cursed by a wicked witch. [falls down, then jumps up again]
Frog:If you kiss me, [falls down, then jumps up again]
Frog:I will return to my former self, [falls down, then jumps up again]
Frog:a beautiful princess, [falls down, then jumps up again]
Frog:and I will do ANYTHING you want! [falls down, then jumps up again]
The man catches the frog and tucks it into his breast pocket, then continues walking.
After a while, the frog cries out: Hey, aren't you going to kiss me ?!
Man: Nah, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.
@Earl-of-Trumps
Yeah, I'll bet they're floored when they find out you can't lay linoleum either.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidSorry, that joke just doesn't take off.
Have a strange condition where I keep making airport puns.
Thankfully it isn't terminal.
I was in the checkout line at the grocery store and I asked the young man bagging groceries"Is it true you'll carry customer's groceries out to their car on request?" The young man said "Yes sir, it's a free service." I said, "Great, can you do that for me this time? " He said, "Certainly. "
So we walked to the far end of the parking lot where I parked. When we got to my car I said," I really didn't need help, I'm just extremely lazy." "So I gathered!" he said as he handed me my Milky Way.
