Jokes

I sent my hearing aid back to the shop for repair. I've heard nothing since.

when folks annoy me i imagine them to be a dog scootin its butt across the carpet
this elevates my mood considerably

My son asked me what it's like to be married. So I told him to leave me alone. And then I asked him why he was ignoring me.

An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

I showed my friend my tool shed. I pointed to my ladder and said: that's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

My wife said she was fed up with me always getting my directions mixed up. So I packed my bag and right.

I asked my friend in North Korea how it was over there. "Ah, well," he said, "I can't complain."

Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt.

@very-rusty said
What is sodium chloride used for?

Sodium chloride is used as an electrolyte replenished to help prevent heat cramps caused by too much sweating. This medicine is also used for the preparation of normal isotonic solution of sodium chloride Aug 1, 2022 🙂

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It also works on chips.

@fmf said
I showed my friend my tool shed. I pointed to my ladder and said: that's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

I feel like I'm slipping into a fugue state.

Don't worry -- I'll be Bach.

four cows are playing poker
they smoke a joint
the steaks are getting higher

@Very-Rusty, it is also used for skipping...