Jokes

@kevin-eleven said
So, are you that purportedly schizophrenic online poker-playing guy from NZ, or just another alt account for @divegeester?

And if you are multiple and the same, it happens. Some people expand, flourish, whatever, and they don't know what to do with all that.

Just wait till clones with bluetooth starts trending among the middle-class. 😉

@fmf said
I went to see my doctor the other day and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said: "Because I am trying to examine you."

@smokiethebear said
and then the difusion comes into effect and the kids strart throwing their shoes at divegeester but he still refuses to leave.

What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weak days.

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the pushchair AND the nappies. Yet, all she could talk about is how I forgot the baby.

I'm getting real sick of Millenials' attitudes lately. Walking around like they rent the place.

My doctor said my DNA is backwards. I said AND?

LoL great jokes FMF

@fmf said
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the pushchair AND the nappies. Yet, all she could talk about is how I forgot the baby.

My wife said that the salads I make tend to be on the dry side. Definitely something that needs addressing.

My wife said: "You really have no sense of direction, do you?" I said: "Where did that come from?"

Hahaa

What do you give a cannibal who’s late to dinner?

The cold shoulder.

She told her doctor: "My boyfriend has bad dandruff, what should I do?" Give him Head & Shoulders, said the doctor. She struggled with this for a few days, trying her best. Then she came to the doctor and asked: "How do I give him shoulders?"

@mayor said
LoL great jokes FMF