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01 Nov 22

You think gas and electricity bills are expensive? Have you seen chimneys? They're through the roof.

F

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Yesterday I opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time. I was shocked.

Treat Everyone Equal

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@fmf said
Yesterday I opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time. I was shocked.
Time Joke? πŸ™‚

This may not be the time for joking about the Prices of things!!!!

-VR

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The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

Treat Everyone Equal

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@fmf said
The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
Keep trying! πŸ™‚

-VR

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My local hairdresser was arrested for drug dealing. Incredible. For five years I was his customer and I never knew he was a hairdresser.

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Do I dare post this one... ?

Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young and naïve Sister Patrick, "See that crossroad ahead? You go left and I'll go right: he can't follow us both. We'll meet back at the Abbey."
So the sisters part and the man follows Sister Michael.
Some time later, Sister Patrick is anxiously waiting at the Abbey when Sister Michael returns alone.
"Thank the Lord you are alright!", exclaims Sister Patrick. "But what happened to that man?
"Well," replies Sister Michael, "After a few minutes, I stopped and pulled up my dress."
Sister Patrick stares in shock.
"Then," continues Sister Michael, "he stopped and pulled down his trousers."
Sister Patrick gasps. "Oh Sister, why would you let him do that?"
"Because," explains Sister Michael, "a nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his trousers down!"

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@torunn said
Do I dare post this one... ?

Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young and naïve Sister Patrick, "See that crossroad ahead? You go left and I'll go right: he can't follow us both. We'll meet back at the Abbey."
So the sisters part and the man follows Sister Michael.
Some t ...[text shortened]... explains Sister Michael, "a nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his trousers down!"
Funny and instructional.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Funny and instructional.
Was it alerted? πŸ™‚

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@torunn said
Was it alerted? πŸ™‚
TU from me, Torunn.

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@moonbus said
TU from me, Torunn.
πŸ™‚

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@torunn said
Was it alerted? πŸ™‚
Looks like it.

Will live on at least in our memories.

Corn Fed 🌽

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01 Nov 22

Good joke.

I'm betting it stays.

Corn Fed 🌽

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Just don't use wrestling talk.
Apparently that's offensive.