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Tomorrow my son and I are going to go shopping for glasses. After that, we'll see.
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I opened up a restaurant. I called it "Peace and Quiet". Kids' meals: £150.
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My kids bought me an alarm clock that just swears at you instead of a regular beep. That was a rude awakening.
Linkenheim
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What is a little bear with no teeth is called?
A gummy bear.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
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At one time, I had beautiful wavy hair.
Then, it waved "good bye" !!
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My wife told me she has 14 reasons to leave me plus there's my obsession with tennis. I said: that's 15, love
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My wife says I have two major faults. I don't listen. And something else.
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I've got a fear of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid it.
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It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub but it's a 45-minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
slatington, pa, usa
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@FMF
You akin to Steven Wright?
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@sonhouse said
@FMF
You akin to Steven Wright?
I'm not interested in chatting with you, sonhouse. Talk to other people.
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I haven't talked to my wife for a year. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
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@fmf said
I haven't talked to my wife for a year. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I've noticed you aren't great at conversation with people! 🙂
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I told my landlord I gotta leak in my kitchen sink. He said: go ahead, I'm not judging.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
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@fmf said
I told my landlord I gotta leak in my kitchen sink. He said: go ahead, I'm not judging.
Man I heard those joke 40 years ago? Were you born yet? 🙂
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