I was at the bar last night and the waitress screamed, “Anyone know CPR?” I said, “Hell ya. I know the whole alphabet.” Everyone laughed...well except this one guy.π€π²π
A widower from Yorkshire goes to the monumental mason to look at his wife’s headstone. It reads: ‘She was thin’. “But you have forgotten the e!”, he exclaims. Later, he goes back to approve the revision: ‘Ee, she was thin’.
A fat man and a skinny man. The fat man says to the skinny man, “You look as if you’ve been through a famine.” The skinny man replies, “You look as if you caused it.”
@pianoman1said A fat man and a skinny man. The fat man says to the skinny man, “You look as if you’ve been through a famine.” The skinny man replies, “You look as if you caused it.”
@pianoman1said A fat man and a skinny man. The fat man says to the skinny man, “You look as if you’ve been through a famine.” The skinny man replies, “You look as if you caused it.”
The skinny man was George Bernard Shaw, the fat man was G.K. Chesterton.
I don't know whether the anecdote is true, but at any rate, they looked the part, and they were both sarky enough to make those remarks.
@great-big-steessaid I was at the bar last night and the waitress screamed, “Anyone know CPR?” I said, “Hell ya. I know the whole alphabet.” Everyone laughed...well except this one guy.π€π²π
I've been through the whole thread, and this is still one of the best. π