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Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 To the guy that invented zero: thanks for nothing.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Do you know what the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is? You know what? Nevermind. Forget it. It's fine.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655010 @fmf said
Do you know what the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is? You know what? Nevermind. Forget it. It's fine.What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
"...ugh nevermind"
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12433 The first rule of Sign Language Club is, you don't talk about Sign Language Club.
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8223 Why does everyone say Fred Astair was such a great dancer? Ginger Rogers did all the same steps -- backwards, and in high-heels.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.
I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 278926 Superman is flying over Metropolis where he sees Wonder woman lying naked on her back, so he decided to do the deed. The next morning he meets her for breakfast and enquires how she is. She says she is fine but the invisible man is walking a bit funny.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655010 What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46654 What is the difference between California and the Titanic?
The Titanic had its lights on when it sank.
Joined 29 Jun '10 Moves 412 What's the difference between pink and purple?
...her grip.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655010 @ccpatzer said
What's the difference between pink and purple?
...her grip.I did a google search for Alzheimer's...
But for some reason all the links were already purple.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 I just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 I got home and found my kids had been on eBay all day. If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner. So my wife said to throw them out. I did. Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 The police just knocked on my door. They said my dog was chasing a kid on his bike. I just closed the door. My dog doesn't even have a bike.
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