Embarrassing And Awkward Moments

@earl-of-trumps said
Yes. Getting caught talking to you, b-hole.

@very-rusty said
Is that your contribution to the thread earl?

Best you can come up with...right now you are are at the bottom of good posts!

Thanks for trying!

-VR

It was a hot summer’s night about 25+ years ago and my wife said she thought there was a bat flying in our bedroom. I turned on the light and sure enough there was the wee beastie. I said not to worry I’d take care of it and asked where the kids butter fly nets were. She said in the garage(a stand alone bldg about 50ft from our back door. It was about 3 in the morning. At this point in my story I’ll mention that in the summer I sleep “ aux natural”. I run across the lawn to the garage and as I’m running back to the house a car, with a couple in it, pulls into the driveway and, like a deer caught in the headlights, I freeze. There I am naked holding a butterfly net. I can only guess at the conversation happening in that car. I’ll end my tale with, I caught the bat and my wife and I had a good laugh, her saying that she hoped it wasn’t anybody we knew.

@divegeester said
Do you have any embarrassing or awkward moments you would like to share?

@divegeester said
What do you think of Phil A dork’s farty and blatantly racist funny story?

You usually jump all over stuff like that but today you chose not to, why is that I wonder...would it be because you couldn’t bear to bring your principles into alignment with FMF?

Instead you want to make a jointly targeted snark about a “pissing contest” when FMF is quite rightly calling out racism in the forum.

@fmf said
I wonder if Suzianne is going to crop up again and accuse Ghost of a Duke and Relentless Red of joining in the "pissing contest".

@suzianne said
After all, according to you, I'm just a woman.

@suzianne said
They haven't gone on for pages, have they?

@suzianne said
I've learned what happens here when I share my life with people here.

@divegeester said
Getting dumped, but not realising it

At school, about 16 years old, I was seeing a gorgeous Libyan girl who was certainly out of my league but we seemed to hit it off. She invited me to her house on a Saturday and we had lunch and walked in the park and talked, it was a nice day together.

On Monday I met her at break time and assured her how much I had enjoy ...[text shortened]... dly went off to my classes.

On the way I realised, awkwardly and embarrassingly, what she meant.

@divegeester said
Maybe tell a truthful story...

@suzianne said
All of my "stories", as you put it, ARE truthful, you baboon.

@divegeester said
I don’t remember pointing that out, at all. I think your making stuff up because you’re angry. Again.

@phil-a-dork said
I farted on a subway car and it was so bad almost everyone got off at the next stop. A big black dude stood up and looked at everyone and said "who was it?!"

I busted out laughing and he points at me and says "it was yoooooouuuu!"

He shook his head and got off.

I laugh about that still and it's been almost 20 years.

@chaney3

Thank you! 😉