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@very-rusty said
Will the Prophet remain nameless? 🙂

-VR
His name is Not For


@the-gravedigger said
His name is Not For
Last week I was captured and kidnapped by a cell of the Indonesian faction of the Neasden Separatist Front, a really sharp looking implement was held quite close to my face, and I was denied chocolate for three days. I only escaped by pretending to have a friend who is a chartered accountant, who would (as my story went) look very closely at the NSF accounts during the current fiscal year if I was not released immediately. That did the trick, but I remain traumatized by the experience, and hope now to broker sympathy from all those who read this.


@indonesia-phil said
Last week I was captured and kidnapped by a cell of the Indonesian faction of the Neasden Separatist Front, a really sharp looking implement was held quite close to my face, and I was denied chocolate for three days. I only escaped by pretending to have a friend who is a chartered accountant, who would (as my story went) look very closely at the NSF accounts during the ...[text shortened]... remain traumatized by the experience, and hope now to broker sympathy from all those who read this.
They were warped by attending Neasden Polytechnic for 4 years.


@indonesia-phil said
Last week I was captured and kidnapped by a cell of the Indonesian faction of the Neasden Separatist Front, a really sharp looking implement was held quite close to my face, and I was denied chocolate for three days. I only escaped by pretending to have a friend who is a chartered accountant, who would (as my story went) look very closely at the NSF accounts during the ...[text shortened]... remain traumatized by the experience, and hope now to broker sympathy from all those who read this.
that sounds awful
and stimulating
and awfully stimulating
totally unbelievable tho
the myth of the chartered accountant has been debunked dozens of times

nice try tho


@the-gravedigger said
They were warped by attending Neasden Polytechnic for 4 years.
By repute, a hotbed of political anarchy and malcontent.


@indonesia-phil said
Last week I was captured and kidnapped by a cell of the Indonesian faction of the Neasden Separatist Front, a really sharp looking implement was held quite close to my face, and I was denied chocolate for three days. I only escaped by pretending to have a friend who is a chartered accountant, who would (as my story went) look very closely at the NSF accounts during the ...[text shortened]... remain traumatized by the experience, and hope now to broker sympathy from all those who read this.
Thank you for your minimizing.

Maybe you'll get promoted to head acolyte for it. But I doubt it.


@the-gravedigger said
They were warped by attending Neasden Polytechnic for 4 years.
It has been Neesden University since 1992.

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@fmf said
It has been Neesden University since 1992.
OK, I wasn't aware they had changed the name to Neesden.


-Removed-
Don't pawn your broken baubles off on us.

You wouldn't know empathy if you tripped over it.



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You've never had exposure to any of my fantasies.

Would that they were.

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