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@great-big-stees saidGood one!
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, ...[text shortened]... re you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bull$#itter. He's never been out of the yard. . . . .
@great-big-stees saidAnother good one, keep em coming
'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, ...[text shortened]... le girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
@kevcvs57 saidThanks. Every so often they come back to me from the hinterland of my brain.
Another good one, keep em coming
@great-big-stees saidTeacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Thanks. Every so often they come back to me from the hinterland of my brain.