For example, I could sit here and whine about how politics did not infiltrate and ruin virtually everything in society. It did not dictate where I shopped, where I went to eat, who I socialized with, etc. There were still only 2 sexes, you could sleep at night with your doors unlocked, children were taught morality a ...[text shortened]... ted worse than a crack whore by the media and society at large.
But I digress. Embrace progress.
Wrong thread.
This is the "General Forum"
You should have posted on the "Retard Forum"
For example, I could sit here and whine about how politics did not infiltrate and ruin virtually everything in society. It did not dictate where I shopped, where I went to eat, who I socialized with, etc. There were still only 2 sexes, you could sleep at night with your doors unlocked, children were taught morality a ...[text shortened]... ted worse than a crack whore by the media and society at large.
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"'Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say.".
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell.""Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads!"
@whodeysaid Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"'Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I canno ...[text shortened]... nd Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads!"
A Rabbit sits in the Woods and cries, asks his cousi, why do you cry?
The bear has asked if I leave lint and went on to clean his backside after crapping using my fur.
The next day the same Rabbit sits in the Woods and aughs, ask the Cousin what happened.
Today the bear asked the hedgehog.