Jokes

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

@wolfe63 said
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

What part of that was the joke? 😛

-VR

As my son handed me a 60th birthday card, I looked at him with tears in my eyes and said: "Ya'know...one would have been enough."

I was addicted to the Hockey Pockey but I turned myself around............

@whodey said
I was addicted to the Hockey Pockey but I turned myself around............

Pssssssst, it's Hokey Pokey.

@whodey said
I was addicted to the Hockey Pockey but I turned myself around............

Light travels faster than sound: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

@WOLFE63
Thank you, I share that on my fb page. 🙂

@wolfe63 said
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

I wish I had a joke half as good as that one.

@torunn said
@WOLFE63
Thank you, I share that on my fb page. 🙂

You're very welcome Lollo. 😀

@caesar-salad said
I wish I had a joke half as good as that one.

Thank you!
Here, you can half this one:

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your caesar salad?
- Finding half a caterpillar. 🙂

@wolfe63 said
Light travels faster than sound: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

My math teacher in school said that I was only average, but then I thought, how "mean".

@whodey said
My math teacher in school said that I was only average, but then I thought, how mean.

I think he/she was trying to encourage you by saying you were average! 😉

No part of that was funny!! Of course depending on how you look at that particulat situation.

-VR

A friend of mine who has(had) an alcohol/drug/pill problem was recently dead by overdose.
They were praising his miraculous advances of being medicated for schizophrenia whilst held prisoner under the mental health act.

@wolfe63 said
You're very welcome Lollo. 😀

Thank you. I trust you are having a nice Easter holiday?