Originally posted by atticus2Oh, I could cut your lunch real good but that's all I'm permitted these days I'm afraid. Anything more vitriolic and I'd be looking at another 500 days if not a total ban. You're just not worth it.
Is this it? The mamba's bite? The things to be thrown? A few infantile anagrams of a pseudonym?
Jesus wept
skeets
LOL...so if this is the best (worst?) you can do, why bluster more? Vitriol is a practiced art, honed in the use. Waving your hands about pretending to be a mamba, for chrissake, is simply babyspeak. 'Cut my lunch'? What is this? Some kind of 5th grade gangster-hip? If you're as effective at chess as you are with vitriol, I'll give you piece odds.
The post that was quoted here has been removedDo you mean "In America you get better grades if you suck the teacher but if they have to for the sake of honor they will let you do hobies instead of writing the same sentence"?
Delighted to contribute in a meaningful way to this wonderfully entertaining thread.
Originally posted by skeeteryou pansies, i challenge the whole first page of the player table to an exhibition match, me verse every one of you! and by the beard of greenpawn you had better be wearing your seat belts! 😛
Actually I would have thought that Monopoly would be more to your style. After all, there are four railway stations, or so I'm told, and you being from Great Britain.
skeets
Originally posted by skeeterI think that may have been a little JW kissy kissy game 😛
Given this recent little gem Game 7945672 I'm suprised that you don't employ 'stickys' to remind yourself of where not to put your King and that oldie, but goodie, check the checks. Jesus wept, what a parade of boo-boo's and all to a sub 1200 no less. Put some systems of your own in place before slating mine.
skeeter
PS ..... and to a sub 1200. Pathetic.
Originally posted by greenpawn34So how many different kinds of tea's do you have? If you do the sums, I guess that would make you a tea-totaler?🙂
Hi King N.
Was not thinking about you or anyone else really in particuliar.
I was just specualting....seems to be the theme of thread.
Perhaps should not post when I've had a few.
Had to log on when I came home to email the Edinburgh Club that I
will be along tonight. Posted in the chess and alcohol thread.
Made cup fo tea, watched some te ...[text shortened]... asleep, woke up and posted
here. Hence the 4 hour gap in between posts.
Now have hangover.
Originally posted by greenpawn34Look on the bright side... at least you're expected to drink good single malt, instead of that horrible Champagne muck.
I wish I was. At my age a hangover lasts for days.
I'm in Scotland, tomorrow is Hogmanay.....
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Richard