Jokes

FMF walked into an Indonesian restaurant in London to check on its authenticity.
The waiter was a young English lad and FMF ordered a Nasi Goreng.
It was the lads first day on the job and he thought FMF had asked for a Nasty Gangbang. Things got messy.

@the-gravedigger said
FMF walked into an Indonesian restaurant in London to check on its authenticity.
The waiter was a young English lad and FMF ordered a Nasi Goreng.
It was the lads first day on the job and he thought FMF had asked for a Nasty Gangbang. Things got messy.

When do Americans and the rest of the world reach consensus?
When it's -40°.

@the-gravedigger said
FMF walked into an Indonesian restaurant in London to check on its authenticity.
The waiter was a young English lad and FMF ordered a Nasi Goreng.
It was the lads first day on the job and he thought FMF had asked for a Nasty Gangbang. Things got messy.

@Shallow-Blue
What do the Dutch do with their cheese?
Edam

@ponderable said
@Shallow-Blue
What do the Dutch do with their cheese?
Edam

@shallow-blue said
I heard a joke about German sausages. Not a very good one, though. It may be the Wurst.

@ponderable said
How many Germans to change a lightbulb?

Just one, we are very efficient and don't have much humour 😉

@shallow-blue said
How many Bielefelders does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't exist.

@ponderable said
How many real men does it need to change a lightbulb?

None- real men are not afraid of the dark...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured bicycles.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured bicycles.

getting offended by something found on the internet
is the same as choosing to step in dog crap instead of walking around

-found on the internet