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I went to the doctors and said 'I can't decide if I am a wigwam or a tepee.'
He said 'your two tents.'

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John Lennon: He wear no shoeshine, he got toe jam football, he got monkey finger he shoot Coca-Cola
Police sketch artist: What?

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FMF, Very Rusty and reservation247 went into a bar. FMF said, "You should know, I am wearing something with a gusset so as to deny you both direct access to my perineum."

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Short, but good!

The NSA Walks into a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says.

The NSA smiles. “Heard it.”

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@fmf said
FMF, Very Rusty and reservation247 went into a bar. FMF said, "You should know, I am wearing something with a gusset so as to deny you both direct access to my perineum."
fmf.....We couldn't find a place as the goosters nose seemed to cover the entire area!!! 🙂

-VR

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@fmf said
FMF, Very Rusty and reservation247 went into a bar. FMF said, "You should know, I am wearing something with a gusset so as to deny you both direct access to my perineum."
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Gay people aren't necessarily sick.

The chances are that the sick-minded person next to you isn't gay.

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A much better question.

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It's a jocular reference to the way you and Very Rusty constantly follow me around and yap at my heels.

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@fmf said
It's a jocular reference to the way you and Very Rusty constantly follow me around and yap at my heels.
Do unto others before they do unto you! 🙂 😛

Ironic the way you claim your being followed around, what the Hell do you think you do to people? Hell, I thought I had a puppy on my heels there for awhile. You're a hypocrite!

-VR

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