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    13 Jun '22 07:51
    A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty? “Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age." His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said. "Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
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    13 Jun '22 11:45
    What happens if a pirate abandons his treasure?

    He gets charged with dereliction of booty.
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    15 Jun '22 12:06
    There's this new children's book, apparently, about Schoedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog being friends. I thought I'd buy it for my neighbour's child, so I went to the book shop and asked the woman behind the counter whether they had it in stock. She said probably, it did ring a bell, but she didn't know where it was.
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    17 Jun '22 19:07
    What did the ocean say to the beach?

    Nothing, it just waved.
  5. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    My Kingdom fora Pawn
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    17 Jun '22 19:12
    [yawn] Today, I got up like a pig's tail... twirly
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    20 Jun '22 15:55
    I don't know why people speak so highly of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He loses to Peter "The Paper" Williams every time.
  7. Standard memberKilroy70
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    20 Jun '22 17:04
    @shallow-blue said
    I don't know why people speak so highly of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He loses to Peter "The Paper" Williams every time.
    And Peter loses to Edward Sissorhands every time.
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    20 Jun '22 22:08
    Man runs into a bank, goes to the teller and says;
    'This is a cock - up'
    Bank teller says;
    'Don't you mean a stick - up?'
    Man says;
    'No, it's a cock - up, I forgot the gun.'
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    20 Jun '22 22:39
    @indonesia-phil said
    Man runs into a bank, goes to the teller and says;
    'This is a cock - up'
    Bank teller says;
    'Don't you mean a stick - up?'
    Man says;
    'No, it's a cock - up, I forgot the gun.'
    🤣
  10. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    21 Jun '22 03:491 edit
    How Long is a Chinaman's name


    Reveal Hidden Content
    that is the joke :-)
  11. SubscriberPonderable
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    23 Jun '22 11:04
    @earl-of-trumps said
    How Long is a Chinaman's name


    Hidden content removed
    As funny as I.P. Freely?
  12. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    23 Jun '22 12:19
    A dentist near where I live has just been arrested for drug dealing.
    I had been going to him for over 20 years and never even realised he was a dentist.
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    @earl-of-trumps said
    How Long is a Chinaman's name


    Hidden content removed
    好
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @the-gravedigger said
    A dentist near where I live has just been arrested for drug dealing.
    I had been going to him for over 20 years and never even realised he was a dentist.
    LOL.....Sounds like a true story rather than a joke! 🙂 You just never know!


    -VR
  15. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    @very-rusty said
    LOL.....Sounds like a true story rather than a joke! 🙂 You just never know!


    -VR
    The dentists name is Phil McCavity.
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