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I thought it was amusing and clever except for the nasty excerpt that I quoted.

Are you proud of that?

Or is there really just something wrong with you that you cannot help no matter how hard you try?


@ponderable said
How many real men does it need to change a lightbulb?

None- real men are not afraid of the dark...
I must admit I find this strangely alluring.




@suzianne said
I must admit I find this strangely alluring.
Careful. According to K11 you may encounter a werewolf.


New research looking into preventing disease from insect bites has shown a very reliable way to avoid any disease transmitted this way.

Using a very simple tactic, 100% of disease from insect bites can be avoided.

Simply don't bite insects in the first place.


My favorite childhood memory is building Sandcastles with my grandfather, then mom hid the urn.


SARCASM- where the witty have fun and Divegeester dosnt get it


A man I know has a stutter and is going to prison.

I’m afraid he’ll never finish his sentence.



@gambrel said
My favorite childhood memory is building Sandcastles with my grandfather, then mom hid the urn.
Nice, memory to have!

-VR


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you dont need to tell me I already Know mr Red

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just thumbed up dive for the second time ever 2 thumbs up Dive ....man did that feel good......Badger is going Green

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As for your first assertion, how would you know what I wish or have wished or might have wished? Please provide some irrefutable documentation regarding my wishes.

As for your second assertion, I did ask once or twice whether an RHP member was trying to drive me to suicide. I don't remember ever being given any direct answer, or any sympathetic or supportive response to the fact that I had even asked that question.

Do you know the difference between a question and an accusation? I strongly suspect that the distinction is quite clear to you, but that you prefer to twist words in order to make an accusation of your own.

I have my problems, but I do okay.

How are you doing?

Also, why haven't you run to the Headmaster's Office with your serious and damning allegations as fast as your little legs could carry you?

Not enough evidence to back you up?

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re: "Or is there really just something wrong with you that you cannot help no matter how hard you try?"

Dodging my question in the way that you did only suggests that you felt rather uncomfortable giving a direct and truthful answer, but I am not quite ready to offer my sympathies and commiserations.

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