Jokes

@wolfgang59 said
Me: “My wife said she has had enough and will
leave me if I play in next weekend's tournament.”

Friend: “What are you going to do?”

Me: "Nf3 as usual I guess."

A man is sitting next to an empty place in the finals.
Asks him the other neighbour: What about that empty place?
It was for my wife, we enjoyed decades of watching football, but now she died.
Oh I am awfully sorry. But don't you have a friend who would have taken the place?
No, they are all at her funeral.

It is so hot here you could fry and an egg on the pavement.

It is so hot when the chickens lay their eggs they are already fried.


-VR

Two eggs were in a frying pan.
1st egg: hello there!
2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg!

@ponderable said
Two eggs were in a frying pan.
1st egg: hello there!
2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg!

About as funny as mine, but didn't get the thumbs down! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
About as funny as mine, but didn't get the thumbs down! 😉

-VR

Maybe your face is too serious for good joke telling.
Seriously consider another line of entertainment.

Do you play "put-some-clothes-on" Poker? You'd be a natural. Forever and literally.

@wolfe63 said
Maybe your face is too serious for good joke telling.
Seriously consider another line of entertainment.

Do you play "put-some-clothes-on" Poker?

Wolfy,
Perhaps no one told you this but you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes you should always be serious when telling them with as you call it a 'Poker Face'!! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Wolfy,
Perhaps no one told you this but you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes you should always be serious when telling them with as you call it a 'Poker Face'!! 😉

-VR

Watch Bill Burr lately?
If not, you should.

@wolfe63 said
Watch Bill Burr lately?
If not, you should.

Is that who you watch and where you get your jokes? 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Is that who you watch and where you get your jokes? 😉

-VR

I have a suggestion.

Go talk to your neighbors like you talk to people here.

Pretty soon, you'll be way too busy to annoy us.

@suzianne said
I have a suggestion.

Go talk to your neighbors like you talk to people here.

Unlike you and your clan my neighbours are very nice to talk to Suzie Q!

-VR

dear algebra

i will no longer be trying to find yer X

@very-rusty said
Unlike you and your clan my neighbours are very nice to talk to Suzie Q!

-VR

Little insecure Rusty, always gotta bring my clan into it after you get spanked.

I think you're just jealous of them.

@suzianne said
Little insecure Rusty, always gotta bring my clan into it after you get spanked.

I think you're just jealous of them.

LOL@ Suzie Q, I don't feel like I got my butt spanked are you into that type of thing?

Why would I be Jealous of a clan who play very few games, what page are you on now? 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
LOL@ Suzie Q, I don't feel like I got my butt spanked are you into that type of thing?

Why would I be Jealous of a clan who play very few games, what page are you on now? 😉

-VR

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@suzianne said
🙄

Oh the old eye roll.....wow that hurts!!! 🙂 😛

-VR