Jokes

@rookie54 said
and you should go pound sand

I, for one, like Roman numerals.🤔

My wife asked me to stop singing, I’m a Believer, by the Monkees. I thought she was kidding.


Then I saw her face.😲

@Great-Big-Stees
Well that one dates us, eh🙂

@sonhouse said
@Great-Big-Stees
Well that one dates us, eh🙂

i don't care if i three putt every hole from here on out

i still love YOU

@great-big-stees said
My wife asked me to stop singing, I’m a Believer, by the Monkees. I thought she was kidding.


Then I saw her face.😲

@very-rusty said
LOL........Perhaps keep your singing confined to the shower? 😉

-VR

@lemondrop said
I don't get it

What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?


One is a corona virus and the other is a Verona crisis!

I like to play chess with old men in the park. Although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

@great-big-stees said
They were, actually my little sister’s favourite band. I am “ a bit “, older.👍🤔

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I like to play chess with old men in the park. Although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

Me: “My wife said she has had enough and will
leave me if I play in next weekend's tournament.”

Friend: “What are you going to do?”

Me: "Nf3 as usual I guess."