The world has gone insane. Men think they are women, women think they are men, and kids think they are a little bit of both. It's not just people though, it seems to be the animal kingdom in general. Why just the other day I saw a Japanese beetle the other day that thinks he is a cow. He is out their trying to mount another cow singing, "Something in the way she moos me makes be want her like no udder lover."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “Oh my God! What happened, honey?” the man asked frantically.
“Oh, John, it was terrible!” she wept. “I was cooking; the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice that the stove had caught fire. It went up in second! Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. And poor Fluffy is —”
“Wait! wait! Back up a minute,” says John.
“My agent called?”
@mammy-blue saidJokes about the corona virus, eh?
And Snow White is down to six dwarfs.
Sneezy is now placed under quarantine...
Don't worry, the pandemic won't last long cause it was made in China.
@mammy-blue saidGood to have a Doc in the house and at least one is Happy with the situation.
And Snow White is down to six dwarfs.
Sneezy is now placed under quarantine...
