@ghost-of-a-duke saidNow that is FUNNY!! lol lol
It had started out like any other day and Dive really had no inkling at all he was about to have a divine encounter in the vegetable aisle of his local supermarket. Having reached ‘onions’ on his shopping list and being unsure if his wife had meant red onions or regular onions, the Lord Almighty appeared to him, just above the cauliflowers. Not a particularly religiou ...[text shortened]... ly. With unquestionable authority God had then reached out an arm and pointed at the regular onions.