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A “blocked” list Onion

A “blocked” list Onion

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@fmf said
Stand by for "Do you wet the bed?" to be repeated over and over and over and over again in the months to come.
Inside sources says he wears a depend at night, no shame in that gooster! 🙂

-VR

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Ask some of your teammates who needs to work on their CHESS GAME...Hell, you can't even stay or get to 1200 rating.....>ROFLMAO<.....

-VR

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Ask your teammates who needs to work on their chess game.....Are you still on 1000's yet??? ......Too funny!

Now I find out you're a bedwetting............Get Depends they will help keep you dry.

-VR


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I don't think it really mattered to the Ghost how you and I got along. 🙂 😛

He and others knew that before I was accepted into the elite club you are not in. 🙂

Perhaps it shows you something or tells you something?

-VR



It had started out like any other day and Dive really had no inkling at all he was about to have a divine encounter in the vegetable aisle of his local supermarket. Having reached ‘onions’ on his shopping list and being unsure if his wife had meant red onions or regular onions, the Lord Almighty appeared to him, just above the cauliflowers. Not a particularly religious man Dive had all the same recognised the immense significance of the encounter and bowed his head accordingly. With unquestionable authority God had then reached out an arm and pointed at the regular onions.


onions make me cry
something to do with ozonics™


@rookie54 said
onions make me cry
something to do with ozonics™
Wise man say, "cut your onions under water."


Onions?? Again with onions.


@gambrel said
Onions?? Again with onions.
Bill's bag of Onions, something to do with the pod cast fmf and gooster been crying about I believe.

-VR


i watched the pot again
and again, as i watched, it would not boil
i watched and watched and watched some more
and after that i merely observed
the pot, or, perhaps i should reference the water in the pot?
it just would not boil
time passed
or was it the illusion of time mixed with unboiled watched water in a pot?
the rice remained dry, and time stood still while i waited for the dang water to boil so i could undesiccate my rice
i write about water not boiling and the wry observations of watching water not boil
i'll add an onion
the potted water still won't boil
counting words cramps my brain and i begin to despise the story i craft
to hell with onions


@rookie54 said
i watched the pot again
and again, as i watched, it would not boil
i watched and watched and watched some more
and after that i merely observed
the pot, or, perhaps i should reference the water in the pot?
it just would not boil
time passed
or was it the illusion of time mixed with unboiled watched water in a pot?
the rice remained dry, and time stood still while i ...[text shortened]... t boil
counting words cramps my brain and i begin to despise the story i craft
to hell with onions
You must try an onion sandwich sometime. 🙂

-VR


@very-rusty said
You must try an onion sandwich sometime. 🙂

-VR
I like my onions (cocktail) immersed in 2 ounces of Vodka with just a pinch of White Vermouth ( stirred not shaken, please).🍸👍

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