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Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 My wife told me I was acting immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200919 trump read off that teleprompter with all the sincerity of a teenager forced to apologize for leaving a flaming bag of dog soup on his neighbor's porch
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654993 I switched all the labels on my wife spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet....
but the thyme is cumin.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200919 my toothbrush changes color when it's time for me to buy another
my underwear does this too
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28704 Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200919 the nra filed for bankruptcy
schools been closed WAY too long
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18443 Flo: My boyfriend will be away for 6 months
Roz: What's he doing?
Flo: 6 months
Gothenburg
Joined 11 Mar '16 Moves 26878
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654993 Why did the camera flash go to jail?
It was charged with battery.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200919 A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate.
The noun declines.
shamelessly stolen
still don't get it
Me, all along
Joined 14 Jan '07 Moves 63332 As I get older I remember all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe tour guide wasn't the best career choice for me.
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12431 @rookie54 said
shamelessly stolen
still don't get itDon't worry. The rest of us do, and appreciate it.
Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 278898 Swans sing before they die. “‘Twere no bad thing,” wrote Coleridge, ”if some people die before they sing”.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200919 some folks are like a slinky
they serve no purpose but to make you smile when you push them down the stairs
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